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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:12

Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Still no good.
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No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!