What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is using an ambulance really free in countries with universal healthcare, or are there hidden costs like deductibles that people should know about?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

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So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Still no good.

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No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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